We're all just a product of our environment.

As a member of "Generation Z," I spent my character-building adolescent years watching (and re-watching) Wayne's World films and Saturday Night Live skits.

Almost twenty years later, I find myself snickering to myself whenever someone uses the word "necessitate" or when I call someone a "psycho hose beast" without blinking an eye.

With that, I present One Wayne A Day, a (almost) daily supplement, of sorts, to help satisfy the sarcastic and media-savvy needs of those raised in the 90's. You'll be surprised by how frequent Wayne-isms permeate day-to-day life!

14 Oct 10
28 Feb 10

Weekend getaway

Yesterday, boyfriend and I took a Saturday drive down to the bustling metropolis that is Aurora, Oregon. Somehow, I managed to leave my camera at home :/

We trolled some sweet old antique shops (the town is seriously made up of JUST antique stores) and called it a day…only because there wasn’t a doughnut shop in sight.

“Welcome to Aurora! Not just a place, but a state of mind.”

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12 Feb 10

Hangovers

After a wild night out at the Anvil show, I’m definitely a little worse for wear today.

Usually, I describe this feeling as “pulsating,” and thought it’s a bit of a reach, definitely makes me think of this:

“Did you ever see that ‘Twilight Zone’ where the guy signed a contract and they cut out his tongue and put it in a jar and it wouldn’t die, it just grew and pulsated and gave birth to baby tongues? Pretty cool, huh?”

Thanks, Garth.

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14 Jan 10

One minute you’re just walking down the street, and the next….BAM!

“Quick, Garth! To the MirthMobile!”

(as seen on 10th and SE Ankeny last night)

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